Hey guys. What are you doing?

		Oh we are playing a fascinating game called Vampire: The MasquradeTM. We pretend to be vampires and we are given situations and have to act out how our vampire would solve them. I am Lord Byron de Lestatula, I am a fourth generation kindred of the Clan Venture. My sire was Kimbos the Old and I have the powers of Animal Empathy and Major Butt Whuppin'.

Wow! That is impressive. How about you Crow?         My name is Jerry.

Just Jerry...?!         Yup. That's me. Jerry the Vampire.

So. How did you become a vampire, uh... Jerry?         Well I just woke up one day and said, "I'm a Vampire".

		O... K...

	Right now Lord Byron de Lestatula and Jerry are investigating a lost castle that may have a scrap of paper once held by an Ante-Deluvian!!

	Oh! So it's a little like Dungeons & DragonsTM!

Both Tom and Crow turn and glare at Mike. Well the best Servo can glare anyway...

 

Yeah... Right...         What do we look like to you? A bunch of snot-nosed little geeks? Sheesh!

	Ah...well....I... Oh look it is Bilbo and the dwarves calling.

A light flashes on the console indicating the Mads are making contact.