presents:		Jack T. Chick's
		by: WebWarlock

 

Mike: Oh Debbie you silly little witch. Crow: Hey, his name is Mike too! Tom: Run Debbie! For God's sake run! Mike: H- Hey! Tract: I have been praying and fasting for you... Tom: As opposed to praying and fasting to solve *real* problems. Crow: Like hunger! Tract: Why would you do that for me? Mike: Well I was hoping that I could get your attention and you could maybe go out with me. Crow: Ah inter-religious love. Tom: Boy it's going to be a strange Easter/Belatane there. He brings home an Easter bunny and she cuts it up. Mike: You know witches don't really sacrifice animals. Crow: I can think of a couple I like to see on a bloody altar about now

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